Lu & Jarch

It’s a terrible day for Jarch, because today he found out that the unannounced “pop in” is now considered rude. And do you get offended when you sneeze and no one says “bless you”? Lu goes around sneezing to see if the “bless you” is dead. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu found out it was us ding dong ditching her yesterday while she was sick…and she was NOT happy. And on a happier note, we plan a very special surprise for Jarch’s baby which is due in less than a month. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu has a stomach bug so she went home early to get some sleep. Instead of letting her rest, we decided to send some producers round to her house to ding dong ditch her in secret. Sorry Lu! Plus Jarch has started beef with Nedd Brockmann over the weekend, and a scientist settles the debate of baths vs showers. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Freeball Friday, but more importantly it’s David Attenboroughs 100thbirthday!!! To celebrate, Jarch secretly filmed Lu all week then narrated it as David. Plus, we put the men of Australia to the test to see if they can tell the difference between a woman being friendly… and a woman being flirty. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Thrust Thursday, and very fittingly we’ve got some advice for people doing the deed over 70. Someone in our office has become a bit of a “male Karen”, so we ask for your suggestions on which male name is the Karen equivalent. Plus, a list of surprising things that are illegal in Australia. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a Nonna who was carrying around a piece of cake, a jar of spices, a bread roll and a pepper in her handbag, then Jarch goes through Luisa’s handbag live on air. Lu takes on a scared South African in Roll With It, and we talk about the funny first words babies have said. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you miss a mates bucks party for Magic Round? Judge Jarchy makes a ruling on that case today. Lu tells us about her bunion named Grant, and we take calls on the signs you knew someone was rich when you were a kid. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a very special show today because both Lu and Jarch have their mums in the studio!!! We put Janelle and Gill to the test to see how well they know their children, and Jarch spills all the details from his baby shower yesterday. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu’s mum arrived in town today and she’s already cleaned Lu’s house AND packed her a homemade sandwich, so we want to hear stories from other adult babies. And a listener called Ben calls through with a story about a lie he’s stuck telling, we hope his boss isn’t listening! SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is National Honesty Day, and to celebrate Lu and Jarch asked everyone to call in with some honest feedback on the show. Plus there’s a new shower debate firing people up, do you face toward the showerhead… or away from it? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many showers do you have per week? Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the average number in various countries around the world – then confess how long they’ve gone without showering. Plus, Jarch has kept a list of the funny things his pregnant wife has cried over this week. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal that red heads are multiplying!!! We could be seeing a lot more ginger in the coming years, so to celebrate we play a game of “are you ginger?”. Lu and Jarch confess the silly thing they did while at the bank earlier today, and Lu tackles an “angry German lady” in Roll With It. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things get a bit chaotic today when Lu and Jarch test out the theory that a vacuum cleaner can create the perfect ponytail. And we hear stories about times you were caught in a costume when you weren’t meant to be, after 3 men were arrested while wearing animal onesies. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Freeball Friday. Today on the show we revisit the moment Jarch got got caught dropping a fart in the lift at work, and it seems he's not the only one who has been caught farting. We perform a jingle for a small business in Queensland, and Reverse The Verse is back. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The listeners voted, so today on the show Lu and Jarch spend the full 2 hours handcuffed to each other. We play a brand new game, and find out what happened when Lu was left to look after a child before work today. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch revealed that men are 4x more likely to cry over football than the end of a relationship – so we want to know, what’s the funniest thing you’ve cried over? And find out why a police officer cuffed Lu at a restaurant last night. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lulu sends our producer a tonne of random texts, so today on the show we turned them all into a song. Judge Jarchy is in the studio, and we play a game where listeners need to guess whether Lu or Jarch are naked. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu gets the chance to shine in our brand new acting challenge called Roll With It. We ask people to share the foods they ate as kids that they didn’t realise “weren’t normal”, and Jarch has managed to embarrass himself in an elevator. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we asked when were you publicly embarrased, have a crack at guessing which sport belonged to funny names, and for the first time in a while we unpacked some Dads. HAVE A GREAT EASTER BREAK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are joined by The Inspired Unemployed…and we attempt a little prank on the pranksters. Plus Lu goes through some unintentional insults men have said to their partners, so take notes! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.