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Episode 1957 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:46 San Francisco might officially be the worst place ever 00:20:38 Hilarious looking Maryland man sentenced for online threats against Kamala 00:27:26 Time for term limits - Political Bloopers 00:37:04 Cali Mayor Resigns as Chinese Spy Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1956 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 TrumpDate: Statues, reflection pools & Trump Phone 00:23:00 Man who got told to cover up his buttcrack at work tries to sue them for bullying 00:31:35 An early racist Free Mason who might have predicted WWIII 00:36:00 Say goodbye to canned peaches from Del Monte 00:39:40 A UK man sets a new record by pulling a car with his penis, while on fire Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1955 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:08 Ballmaxxing: the trend you didn't know is taking the world by storm 00:25:08 UFO Files Dropped, and there are some pretty insane videos, but also... where are the Epstein Files? 00:35:56 Frenchman caught creating prestigious language award and giving it to himself 00:44:11 Maui residents take vengeance on potentially drunk tourist for throwing rock at Hawaiian Monk Seal Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1954 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:05 Wes is sick 00:02:52 Dog kills another dog while wearing adopt me vest 00:21:34 State Dept targeting Dead Beat Dads who owe $100k+ in Child Support 00:32:50 Kodak Black arrested after leaving ID on drugs 00:38:33 Florida Man makes jail phone call with shoe Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1953 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:50 1953 first issue of Playboy featuring Marilyn Monroe 00:04:30 Kids in the UK are drawing mustaches on themselves to bypass the age verification check internet porn 00:21:15 Dolphins share puffer fish with their friends to get high 00:24:30 The city of Montreal is asking vigilante pot hole fillers to “knock it off” 00:27:20 Texas woman runs over and kills boyfriend with souped up golf cart 00:31:05 Court updates: Dian Russini and Mike Vrabel, the JP Morgan sex case and Kim Kardashian bar exam 00:36:15 Seattle man is suing Google because Googie Gemini is too addictive Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1952 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:25 When Nashville Hot Chicken is Too Hot 00:04:45 Spokane Dirt-bike Kid Owns Drunk Lady in Ford Focus 00:10:50 Trump talks to kids about Nukes and Trans during Presidential Fitness Test unveiling 00:26:27 Secret Service Agent caught jackin' it at the DoubleTree near Miami International Airport 00:34:22 Spanish Seas: Hantavirus Cruise Ship and Record Breaking Cocaine Hauler Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1951 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Pat can’t breathe anymore 00:02:40 Cumming and hating it?! 00:05:00 Will you get Stefan Diggs on your team or not? 00:06:35 Even MORE updates to the JPMC Sex Slave saga 00:22:10 Man in Scotland having sex with a trash can 00:27:10 Incredible NextDoor post from Pat’s hood 00:31:00 Huge Gang of ATV riders and dirtbikers apprehended on the Bay Bridge Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Illegal Cum Trees, RIP Spirit Air and JP Morgan Sex Updates | 5.4.26 Episode 1950 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Kid Rock Pete Hegseth Apache helicopter update 00:09:15 The invasive Bradford Pear trees that smell like jizz are being banned in some states 00:20:00 It looks like the JP Morgan sex lawsuit might have been fabricated? 00:35:10 RIP to Spirit airlines Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1949 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:04 DV4D update 00:06:33 Wisconsin Man steals former co-workers identity for forty years 00:23:05 WTF is Palantir + South Africa deletes AI policy accidentally written by AI: 00:28:13 Michigan State University Meth Lab 00:36:45 Roadkill in Chinese restaurant freezer Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1948 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to https://www.Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:24 THE WES TRIPLE: NZ D!ldos, Indian Corpse Banks, and Siamese Twin Sensations 00:27:24 Lorna Hajdini has been charged with keeping an alleged "sex slave" as an employee at JP Morgan 00:42:42 Boomers on the Edge: Update on Bearded PA Granny and Mass Bee Lady Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1947 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Happy Anniversary to Mark and his wife ! 00:05:35 Kimmel Vs Trump AGAIN 00:06:25 Shirtless Boston man makes kid pay a Gusher toll in bathroom 00:19:05 German tourists killed by a snake charmer's snake 00:27:20 More scientists are missing, this time in China 00:32:45 Government now accepting donations to lower the National Debt 00:34:25 James Comey is indicted over a “threatening” message he wrote in seashells Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1946 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:20 Pat loves going to the town from Tremors 00:05:45 Texas Tech star transfer qb has checked himself into sports gambling rehab 00:15:40 Woman holds AI hologram funeral for deceased husband who did a Q&A 00:31:50 Kid Rock and Pete Hegseth took a bro Apache joy ride 00:39:00 US cars post 2027 all might have facial recognition to make sure your eyes are on the road Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1945 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:09:00 MJ Movie crushing at box office 00:12:06 Trump Correspondence Dinner Shooting 00:24:42 Kash Patel Farted and is getting Fired?? 00:32:16 Another man trampled to death by elephants Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1940 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Weight Loss by Hims - Visit https://www.hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan LUCY - Find LUCY near you at https://www.lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:40 The Russini Vrabel NFL Draft Day Surprise - somehow the story got SO much worse 00:27:10 The price of condoms is about to SKYROCKET 00:33:36 Polymarket weather and war fixing has hit a fever pitch Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor - bonus pods discord chat, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1943 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 1943 was a big year for kidnappers 00:03:50 The difference between naturist and naturalist causes a stir at an upcoming festival in the UK 00:20:10 Dicks in the sky, again. 00:29:20 Was a prominent Civil Rights organization actually funding the KKK….The DOJ thinks so… Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1942 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:15 Med student in India is making bank with hot MAGA AI chick 00:21:05 Five cow-punch might be the most disgusting drink in the world 00:29:40 Drunk prank in New Zealand with dildos goes too far 00:41:40 Man steals gas from old job, starts massive fire and cops interview him with no brows Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1941 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:25 Sexy snorkeling captain stabbed by tourist 00:22:02 Researchers are using ultrasound to trigger smell directly in the brain for VR 00:29:58 Chinese car with toilet in seat 00:29:58 Guy creates website and pitches service of going on your dream vacation not alone if you pay for his entire trip 00:39:24 Former Alabama football player wore wigs and makeup to impersonate NFL players and scam them out of 20 M Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1940 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Weight Loss by Hims - Visit https://www.hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan LUCY - Find LUCY near you at https://www.lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:58 Turkish politician sporting formidable mustache, even for Turkey 00:08:30 Beagle Testing Facility in Wisconsin, Ridglan Farms, stormed by an even larger angry mob than last time, resulting in rubber bullet battle 00:27:43 Poland enlists Robot to chase Wild Boars, and Chinese Robot Half-Marathon Bloopers 00:37:03 Atlantic and Kash Patel are going to court (allegedly) over allegations of a bit of Boozin... Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor - bonus pods discord chat, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Genital Theft In Africa & Using Dildos To Protest ICE | 4.17.26 Episode 1939 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 Operation “Dildo Blitz” where protestors are using Dildos to protest ICE 00:14:30 India is considering using crocodiles and snakes to keep out immigrants from Bangladesh 00:20:20 Former Porn Superstar and Mensa member, Asia Carrera, has passed the Texas BAR 00:24:30 Trump is beefing with the Pope, so the Pope’s brother got a bomb threat 00:27:50 Alarming trend in Africa where men’s genitals are disappearing Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1938 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:30 What happened in 1938? 00:06:50 Dr. Jesus Trump 00:08:40 King Charles is coming to the US for a big visit 00:21:30 Lunatic cosplaying as a wizard detective tries to break in family home 00:32:20 Santa con New York organizer stole over 1 million from children’s charities Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices