Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) Connor is on a pre-baby golf binge (3:05) Homies React: Some more nominations for the All-Alien Team, and is Mike McDaniel overrated? (22:30) Schedule Release: Breaking down the NINE International Games (34:20) DraftKings: Division Favorites (48:00) Breece Hall: He thinks he’s a Top 10 RB…which RBs would we rather have? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “There are people way more important than me saying worse stuff!” (1:15) Coordinator Carousel: “I didn’t realize the turnover was this high” (14:00) Best Coordinator hire who was a Head Coach last year? (19:50) Best Coordinator hire who was a Head Coach before last year? (22:15) Best Coordinator pairing for a new Head Coach? (25:30) Best first-time NFL Offensive Coordinator? (27:10) Best first-time NFL Defensive Coordinator? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “The ‘90s are back!” (9:15) Homie comments: Old Trafford, “Pimp My Throw,” and more Sophomore Jump candidates (14:10) Brendan Sorsby…is he worth a supplemental draft pick? (20:55) Schedule Release: Cowboys-Giants on SNF Week 1 (25:15) NFL NEWS: Breece Hall & Jets agree to 3-year deal (29:00) Cardinals sign Jeremiyah Love to $53M deal (30:50) David Njoku signs w/ Chargers (36:10) DraftKings: Vikings futures (38:35) Jauan Jennings signs w/ Vikings (41:25) Vikings QB competition: Kyler Murray vs J.J. McCarthy (43:45) Aaron Rodgers’ trip to Pittsburgh…is a tease? (51:05) NFL All-Alien Team See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “I feel like I’m detoxing at a rate I’ve never experienced before” (5:10) Simms is back from London, and has a slideshow! (18:40)Connor has lost the mustache (28:55) Jaguars GM says Travis Hunter “is set to play both sides of the ball” (40:25) Deshaun Watson or Shedeur Sanders as Browns QB1? (45:00) Emeka Egbuka on post-Mike Evans Buccaneers (48:55) DraftKings 2026 Receiving Over/Unders for 2nd-Year Players (49:50) Sophomore Jumps: Which 2nd-Year Players will Take the Leap this Year? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “What do you have growing on your face?” (7:10) Chris learned an Arsenal chant (14:05) RIP Yankees legend John Sterling (16:25) 2026 Rookie Predictions: This year’s Cam Ward? Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza (20:35) This year’s Tyler Shough? Cardinals QB Carson Beck (24:20) This year’s TreVeyon Henderson? Cardinals RB Jeremiyah Love & Seahawks RB Jadarian Price (27:25) This year’s Quinshon Judkins? Commanders RB Kaytron Allen & Broncos RB Jonah Coleman (30:00) This year’s Cam Skattebo? Chargers WR Brenen Thompson & Buccaneers DB Keionte Scott (32:45) This year’s Tetairoa McMillan? Titans WR Carnell Tate, Saints WR Jordyn Tyson, Commanders WR Antonio Williams (37:05) This year’s Luther Burden III? Panthers WR Chris Brazzell II & Dolphins WR Chris Bell (39:40) This year’s Grey Zabel? Texans OL Keylan Rutledge & Ravens OL Vega Ioane (41:00) This year’s James Pearce Jr? Jets DE David Bailey, LB Malachi Lawrence, 49ers DL Romello Height (44:00) This year’s Abdul Carter? Chiefs DE R Mason Thomas, Ravens DE Zion Young, Patriots LB Gabe Jacas (47:15) This year’s Carson Schwesinger? Titans LB Anthony Hill Jr, Commanders LB Sonny Styles, Vikings LB Jake Golday (50:30) This year’s Nick Emmanwori? Cowboys S Caleb Downs & Browns S Emmanuel McNeil-Warren (52:45) Andy Reid says QB Patrick Mahomes is in “good position” to participate in OTAs (56:35) Fernando Mendoza learning to play from under center (1:01:00) Texans agree to 3-year extension with LB Azeez Al-Shaair (1:02:15) Why did the Lions decline Jack Campbell’s 5th-year option? (1:06:15) Surprise poll! Which Simms impression is better: Bane or Patrick Mahomes? (1:08:30) Malik Willis goes viral…why are QBs bad at throwing a baseball? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) You complete me’ debate – Austin Powers or Jerry McGuire (10:00) Recap of viewer comments from last episode (23:20) 49ers WR: De’Zhaun Stribling vs Ricky Pearsall (28:30) Ravens LBs: Robinson vs. Green vs. Young (33:50) Saints DT: Christen Miller vs Davon Godchaux (38:45) Rookie vs Vet: Giants CB Colton Hood vs Greg Newsome (41:15) Falcons WR: Zachariah Branch v Olamide Zaccheaus (42:44) Panthers WR: Chris Brazzel vs Xavier Legette (53:25) Odds for #1 pick in 2027 NFL Draft See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “You’ve got the fresh-pressed ‘ready for Nobu’ look” (1:45) 2026 Draft Favorite Picks (2:25) Round 1: Cowboys Caleb Downs & Giants Arvell Reese (5:05) Round 2: Texans Kayden McDonald & Packers Brandon Cisse (7:10) DraftKings: Offensive Rookie of the Year odds (10:55) Round 3: Falcons Zachariah Branch & Colts AJ Haulcy (12:45) Round 4: Raiders Jermod McCoy, Broncos Jonah Coleman, & Buccaneers Keionte Scott (17:15) Round 5: Browns Justin Jefferson & Panthers Sam Hecht (19:55) Round 6: Giants J.C. Davis & Commanders Kaytron Allen (22:15) Round 7: Patriots Behren Morton & Jets VJ Payne See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Connor got the full Simms family experience at the barn (7:45) 2026 Draft Winners: Giants (14:15) Jets (19:15) Dolphins (26:15) Chargers (30:10) DraftKings: Defensive Rookie of the Year odds (31:30) 2026 Draft Winners: Cowboys (34:10) Eagles (38:05) Cardinals (40:05) Panthers (42:35) Bears (44:35) Browns (48:25) Vikings (50:35) Saints (53:10) 2026 Sketchy Drafts: Rams & Ty Simpson (1:00:40) Jaguars (1:03:45) Diego Pavia goes undrafted & unsigned See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Welcome to the Simms Barn! (1:58) #1 Raiders: QB Fernando Mendoza (4:00) #2 Jets: EDGE David Bailey (7:30) #3 Cardinals: RB Jeremiyah Love (10:00) #4 Titans: WR Carnell Tate (13:30) #5 Giants: LB/EDGE Arvell Reese (17:30) #6 Chiefs (via CLE): CB Mansoor Delane (19:40) #7 Commanders: LB Sonny Styles (22:45) #8 Saints: WR Jordyn Tyson (25:40) #9 Browns (via KC): OT Spencer Fano (27:40) #10 Giants: OT Francis Mauigoa (30:00) #11 Cowboys (via MIA): S Caleb Downs (32:05) #12 Dolphins (via DAL): OT Kadyn Proctor (34:55) #13 Rams: QB Ty Simpson (38:50) #14 Ravens: G Olaivavega Ioane (40:55) #15 Buccaneers: EDGE Rueben Bain Jr. (43:05) #16 Jets: TE Kenyon Sadiq (45:45) #17 Lions: OT Blake Miller (48:05) #18 Vikings: DT Caleb Banks (50:20) #19 Panthers: OT Monroe Freeling (52:15) #20 Eagles (via DAL): WR Makai Lemon (USC) (54:55) #21 Steelers: OT Max Iheanachor (Arizona State) (57:20) #22 Chargers: EDGE Akheem Mesidor (Miami) (59:25) #23 Cowboys (via DAL): EDGE Malachi Lawrence (UCF) (1:01:40) #24 Browns: WR KC Concepcion (Texas A&M) (1:03:35) #25 Bears: S Dillon Thieneman (Oregon) (1:05:40) #26 Texans (via BUF): G Keylan Rutledge (Georgia Tech) (1:08:40) #27 Dolphins (via SF): CB Chris Johnson (San Diego State) (1:10:30) #28 Patriots (via HOU>BUF): OT Caleb Lomu (Utah) (1:12:30) #29 Chiefs: DT Peter Woods (Clemson) (1:15:00) #30 Jets (via MIA>SF): WR Omar Cooper Jr. (Indiana) (1:17:30) #31 Titans (via NE): EDGE Keldric Faulk (Auburn) (1:20:35) #32 Seahawks: RB Jadarian Price (Notre Dame) (1:24:00) Best & Worst Picks; Best Available Players in Round 2 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Is Chris a psychopath for working out without headphones? (8:20) Simms 2026 Draft Big Board: #1 QB Fernando Mendoza (Indiana) (13:50) #2 LB/EDGE Arvell Reese (Ohio State) (16:10) #3 RB Jeremiyah Love (Notre Dame) (17:15) #4 EDGE Rueben Bain Jr. (Miami) (18:35) #5 WR Jordyn Tyson (Arizona State) (21:00) #6 EDGE Akheem Mesidor (Miami) (22:45) #7 EDGE David Bailey (Texas Tech) (24:00) #8 LB Sonny Styles (Ohio State) (24:40) #9 S Caleb Downs (Ohio State) (25:30) #10 T Monroe Freeling (Georgia) (27:20) #11 DT Caleb Banks (Florida) (28:40) #12 T Francis Mauigoa (Miami) (29:10) #13 WR Denzel Boston (Washington) (31:15) #14 EDGE Zion Young (Missouri) (32:20) #15 DT Kayden McDonald (Ohio State) (34:30) #16 TE Kenyon Sadiq (Oregon) (35:55) #17 WR Carnell Tate (Ohio State) (38:25) #18 G Vega Ioane (Penn State) (39:10) #19 T Max Iheanachor (Arizona State) (40:35) #20 CB Colton Hood (Tennessee) (45:40) #21 S Dillon Thieneman (Oregon) (46:45) #22 CB Mansoor Delane (LSU) (48:15) #23 EDGE T.J. Parker (Clemson) (49:05) #24 T Kadyn Proctor (Alabama) (50:00) #25 T Blake Miller (Clemson) (55:25) DraftKings odds David Bailey or Arvell Reese as #2 pick? (59:35) #AskMeAnything: Your final draft questions on the Jets, Browns, Bengals, Giants, Commanders, Ty Simpson, Seahawks, Chiefs, Rams, Eagles, Cowboys, & Bears See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Connor tells the story about “The Tech Table” at Bleacher Report (2:00) NEWS: Trent Williams, 49ers work out new deal (3:30) Texans, Will Anderson Jr. agree to 3-year contract extension (7:55) Zay Flowers criticizes John Harbaugh’s tough practices (13:45) Eric DeCosta on drafting older players (17:55) Simms 2026 Mock Draft Reactions: The homies ask about the Chiefs, Commanders, Giants, & Patriots See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “It’s my cannabis outfit!” (4:15) “This is one of the most embarrassing stories of my life” (8:45) NEWS: Bengals trade 10th overall pick to Giants for Dexter Lawrence (23:55) Simms 2026 Mock Draft: “This shit is hard!” (25:55) #1 Raiders (26:55) #2 Jets (29:15) #3 Cardinals (31:35) #4 Titans (33:55) #5 Commanders (trade w/ NYG) (35:25) #6 Browns (36:40) #7 Giants (trade w/ WAS) (38:35) #8 Saints (41:10) #9 Chiefs (43:40) #10 Giants (45:35) #11 Buccaneers (trade w/ MIA) (46:55) #12 Cowboys (48:10) #13 Jets (trade w/ LAR) (51:45) #14 Ravens (53:55) #15 Dolphins (trade w/ TB) (55:00) #16 Rams (trade w/ NYJ) (58:05) #17 Lions (59:55) #18 Vikings (1:02:30) #19 Panthers (1:03:35) #20 Cowboys (1:05:05) #21 Browns (trade w/ PIT) (1:06:35) #22 Bears (trade w/ LAC) (1:07:40) #23 Eagles (1:08:55) #24 Steelers (trade w/ CLE) (1:11:10) #25 Chargers (trade w/ CHI) (1:12:45) #26 Bills (1:13:45) #27 49ers (1:14:55) #28 Texans (1:17:20) #29 Chiefs (1:19:10) #30 Dolphins (1:20:05) #31 Patriots (to then trade to Eagles?) (1:22:10) #32 Seahawks See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Why did Page Six call Chris yesterday? (9:25) Round 1 Grades: How many players deserve one in this draft? (37:45) DraftKings: Total Round 1 picks at each position (42:40) Draft Rumors: Cowboys trade up for Sonny Styles? (46:40) Pick #7 is the “floor” for Caleb Downs (49:05) Giants & Dexter Lawrence “should come to a head before the Draft” (54:50) Simms 2026 Draft OL Honorable Mentions: Blake Miller, Chase Bisontis, & Markel Bell See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris tells the story of letting his daughter watch Jurassic Park at a (questionably?) young age (4:45) Simms 2026 Draft OL Rankings: Why is the NFL short on good O-linemen? (13:20) #1 T Monroe Freeling (Georgia) (19:50) #2 T Francis Mauigoa (Miami) (28:20) #3 T Max Iheanachor (Arizona State) (35:45) #4 T Kadyn Proctor (Alabama) (41:30) #5 T Caleb Lomu (Utah) (47:50) #1 iOL Emmanuel Pregnon (Oregon) (52:35) #2 iOL Keylan Rutledge (Georgia Tech) (56:05) #3 iOL Vega Ioane (Penn State) (59:40) #4 iOL Spencer Fano (Utah) (1:04:20) #5 iOL Jake Slaughter (Florida) (1:09:55) DraftKings OL odds to be drafted Top 10 (1:12:00) Commanders debut new uniforms See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “It’s Tuesday! I can say anything I want!!!” (0:50) NEWS: Chris & Connor address the Mike Vrabel-Diana Russini story (4:35) Rueben Bain Jr. was involved in fatal car collision in 2024 (10:25) Packers will trade WR Dontayvion Wicks to the Eagles (12:25) Report: Jaguars plan for Travis Hunter to be a full-time corner (16:40) Simms 2026 Draft DT Honorable Mentions: Peter Woods (Clemson) (24:10) Zxavian Harris (Ole Miss) (30:05) #AskMeAnything: The homies ask about Kenyon Sadiq, Sam Roush, and scouting CBs See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) The Masters has given us yet another depressing Jets stat (5:10) Simms 2026 Draft DT Rankings: Do draft analysts underrate this position? (7:45) #1 DT Kayden McDonald (Ohio State) (20:05) #2 DT Christen Miller (Georgia) (27:50) #3 DT Caleb Banks (Florida) (36:15) #4 DT Domonique Orange (Iowa State) (43:25) #5 DT Lee Hunter (Texas Tech) (50:50) DraftKings DT odds to be drafted Round 1 (56:05) Recapping Simms' Top 5 DT See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) We learn why Chris greets friends as “f*ckface” (7:15) Simms 2026 TE Rankings: How hard is it to evaluate TEs? (17:00) #1 TE Kenyon Sadiq (Oregon) (27:05) DraftKings odds of team to draft Kenyon Sadiq (30:25) #2 TE Eli Stowers (Vanderbilt) (39:55) #3 TE Sam Roush (Stanford) (45:00) #4 TE Oscar Delp (Georgia) (49:20) #5 TE Eli Raridon (Notre Dame) (55:50) Recapping Simms’ Top 5 TE (57:15) Homie reactions on Kenyon Sadiq, Eli Stowers, and…NASA? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “Scottie Scheffler…whatever your name is…you owe me money!” (6:25) Will we see a Top 10 without any SEC players drafted? (17:05) Simms 2026 Draft CB Rankings: #1 Jermod McCoy (Tennessee) (26:10) #2 CB Brandon Cisse (South Carolina) (36:20) #3 CB Colton Hood (Tennessee) (43:30) #4 CB Mansoor Delane (LSU) (52:40) Recapping Simms Top 4 CBs (58:50) DraftKings Odds of CBs drafted in Round 1 (59:50) Simms 2026 Draft Honorable Mentions: Keionte Scott (Miami) (1:05:45) CB D’Angelo Ponds (Indiana) (1:09:55) CB Avieon Terrell (Clemson) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Pete opened the door, and Conspiracy Chris busted through (5:05) Will the Raiders start Kirk Cousins over Fernando Mendoza? (13:05) 2026 Draft Mysteries: Where and when does Ty Simpson go? (17:40) Will a 2nd RB go in Round 1? (19:45) How much do teams care about positional value? (22:35) How many EDGE defenders go in Round 1? (28:20) Which teams trade up in Round 1? (31:25) Who is the 3rd QB drafted, and what round does he go? (33:10) When is A.J. Brown traded? (35:45) How many WRs go in Round 1? (39:00) 2026 Draft Safety Honorable Mentions: Bud Clark (TCU) (41:50) S AJ Haulcy (LSU) (43:30) S Michael Taaffe (Texas) (45:25) S Zakee Wheatley (Penn State) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Caleb Downs is a student of the game…but not that good a student (4:50) Simms 2026 Draft S Rankings: How has scouting safeties changed in today’s NFL? (9:40) S #1 Caleb Downs (Ohio State) (23:50) DraftKings: Caleb Downs’ draft pick (30:15) S #2 Dillon Thieneman (Oregon) (36:45) S #3 Genesis Smith (Arizona) (42:55) S #4 Emmanuel McNeil-Warren (Toledo) (48:05) S #5 Treydan Stukes (Arizona) (51:55) S #6 Miles Scott (Illinois) (57:30) Recapping Simms’ Top 6 Safeties See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.