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​The LeBron James "GOAT" debate is reaching a fever pitch, but we’re shutting it down. Opie and Ron break down why Michael Jordan still wears the crown and reveal their definitive Top 5 NBA players of all time. ​Also on today's episode: ​Trump in China: While Nixon practiced his chopsticks, we all know Trump is just asking for a fork. ​The AI Nightmare: We dive into China's "Dark Factories"—zero lights, zero heat, and zero humans—churning out a smartphone every single second. ​Weird China: 35 million people living in caves and why the police are ditching dogs for... geese? ​Boston Bound: Opie gears up for a long weekend back in Boston.

Trump is officially rebranding the nation! From the new "Dumbocrats" nickname to turning the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool into a blue "Reflective Pond," Opie and Ron the Waiter break down the latest DC madness. ​ Also in this episode: ​The Assignment: Mocking Kevin Hart’s "hungover" roast recap. Did everyone actually understand the assignment, or is Kevin just still drunk? ​National Limerick Day: Opie drops the hammer on Ron with a custom limerick involving his legless dad and his mom's high-society "Kennedy cousin" escape. ​The 500-Foot Bee Invasion: How 8 bees ended up in a Manhattan high-rise after a freak bee truck accident. ​The Meat Tier List: Ron reveals the world's most consumed meats—and no one saw the "Geese and Duck" stats coming. ​Medical Mystery: Ron’s massive back skin tag makes an unwanted guest appearance. ​Broadcasting from 500 feet above the streets of New York City, it’s the Opie Radio podcast!

​Today on the Opie Radio podcast: Opie is 500 feet above NYC with Comedian Tony P in the Bronx to break down the newly unsealed "PURSUE" UFO files. Why did a 1967 FBI report describe aliens wearing t-shirts and trousers, and what did NASA really see on the moon? ​We also dive into the Mother's Day aftermath, the 215th birthday of the original Siamese Twins (and their 21 children), and why city birds actually prefer the company of men. Plus, Opie gets triggered by Greek culture, memories of Athens, and the relentless obsession with green olives. From the Knicks and Sixers to the Hantavirus cruise ship drama, we’re covering it all with a side of Philly Cheesesteaks.

It's FU Friday on the Opie Radio Podcast and the gang is unloading on everything — especially Mother's Day. Opie, Ron the Waiter, Tony P from the Bronx, and special guest Ron Barber (MAGA for Mamdani) go full savage on dysfunctional moms, realtors who crop out train stations, NYC traffic hell, empty subway cars, and the capitalist scam that is Mother's Day. Highlights include: Raw, loud, and unapologetic New York energy. If you like your podcasts with zero safe spaces and maximum FUs, this is the one. Drop your own FU in the comments and subscribe wherever you get podcasts!

​Radio legend Opie and Ron Berman (Ron the Waiter) break down a bizarre morning in New York City. From the ultimate "rock bottom" subway beer to The Rock’s "masculine" Met Gala skirt, we’re covering it all. ​On Today’s Show: ​The Subway Fosters: Ron decided to drink an oil can on the nyc subway train. Is there a sadder beverage choice? ​Hantavirus & Bird Watchers: How bird watching in an Argentine landfill started a virus scare. Opie sounds off on birding apps. ​Steven Tyler’s in trouble and Opie is begging Martha Stewart for a garden tour. ​The Rock’s Skirt: Dwayne Johnson’s Polynesian-inspired fashion statement. ​RIP Ted Turner: Remembering the "Mouth of the South," the Atlanta Braves obsession, and the greatest mustache in media history. ​The Sloth Tragedy: The heartbreaking reason 52 sloths died in Orlando.

​"You have to let it fester." ​Welcome back to a heavy-hitting episode from the Best of the Last Year of Radio series. Opie is joined in-studio by the late, great Carl Ruiz and the hilarious Sherrod Small and boxing legend Gerry Cooney for a session that perfectly captures the raw, unfiltered chemistry of this era. ​We’re diving deep into the archives to bring you the stories that defined the "Last Year." From the absurdity of bringing a gaming console to a Vegas bachelor party to the "Jedi Mind Trick" Carl used to navigate the world of high-end strip clubs, nothing is off-limits. ​ Inside this episode: ​The Vegas Chronicles: Strip club etiquette, "Legs and Eggs," and the mystery of the bachelor party Xbox. ​Culinary Hot Takes: Why Peter Luger’s in Brooklyn is the only steakhouse that matters and the guys' definitive review of Pringle-crusted fried chicken. ​Family Dynamics: The infamous strategy of skipping Mother's Day calls to "let it fester" and Carl’s son's legendary performance as a "wall and a tree" in a school play. ​Hard Truths: The guys react to an Army Veteran being done dirty by a funeral home and Carl breaks down the high-stakes world of stolen luxury watches. ​Nostalgia: A rare mention of Opie and Anthony grabbing a beer and the "fist in the mouth" nerd fight that nearly derailed the show. ​Stop the scroll and hit subscribe as we keep the spirit of real radio alive in 2026.

​Rudy Giuliani was literally given his Last Rites, but he clearly wasn’t ready to go. Opie and Ron the Waiter react to Rudy’s miraculous "bounce back" off the ventilator and the sheer New York defiance it takes to tell a priest "not today." ​We also break down the 2026 Met Gala, where the "Costume Art" theme turned the red carpet into a high-fashion fever dream. From A-listers dressed as literal mannequins to the historic debut of Aaron Rose Philip—the first Black transgender model with quadriplegic cerebral palsy to attend—we look at the thin line between "art" and "absurdity." ​Also on the show: ​NBA Playoffs: The Knicks absolutely dismantle the 76ers by 39 points at the Garden. Plus, the strange reality of a Jayson Tatum-less Celtics team. ​NHL Heat: A Bruins fan gives the ultimate "Boston Salute" after a loss to the Sabres. ​NYC Grind: The ongoing battle over Congestion Pricing and why the city feels like one giant cash grab. ​Cinco de Mayo: Why it’s officially "Amateur Hour" for every waiter in New York.

​The world is getting weirder, and Opie is here to keep score. In today’s episode, we are joined by Comedian Tony P to break down the terrifying news of a Hantavirus outbreak aboard the luxury cruise ship MV Hondius. We discuss the symptoms, the rodent connection, and why anyone still pays thousands of dollars to be trapped at sea with a "mouse virus." ​Then, we dive into the bizarre story of the "Tape Cleaner King," an Austin man who just pleaded guilty to moving $8.4 million in illegal poppers under the guise of "Pumpkin Spice" VCR maintenance. We also tackle the sheer frustration of the Five Boro Bike Tour holding New York City hostage, Rudy Giuliani’s critical condition in Florida, and the questionable quality of day strippers. It’s a Monday mix of high-stakes crime, medical horror, and essential New York observational humor. Subscribe to the Opie Radio podcast to join the conversation.

​The JPMorgan lawsuit is rocking Wall Street, and we have the unhinged details. From the "brown boy" racial slurs to the alleged "corporate dominatrix" behavior of Lorna Hajdini—we break down the quotes that have the banking world stunned. ​Also in today’s episode: ​The Dog Track Degenerate: Ron the Waiter remembers his mom betting the Greyhounds in New Hampshire. Plus, Opie explains why "rescued" Greyhounds living in tiny NYC apartments might actually be a tragedy. * The Apprentice Reboot: Amazon is eyeing Donald Trump Jr. to host the new series. Can he match the "Old Man's" charisma, or is this destined to fail? ​The Ass-Off: J.Lo vs. Madonna vs. Cher. Opie compares his own "assets" to the legends, much to the guys' horror. ​Dog Park Karens: Why are old ladies in Manhattan so obsessed with Opie’s dog being "intact"? ​Follow Opie: Instagram/Twitter: @OpieRadio YouTube: youtube.com/opieradio

Did New York City really shut down for a stuffed animal? Opie and Ron the Waiter dive into the absurdity of King Charles’ visit to NYC, where the "Royal work" consisted of planting salad in Harlem and donating a Roo doll to a library. Was it worth the gridlock? ​Plus, a reality check on the "disgusting" state of NYC sidewalks after the winter thaw. Why are New Yorkers so bad at being dog owners? We also look at the rise of the machines—from AI taking over airport baggage handling to robot neighborhood watches. The robots are coming for the "un-automatable" jobs, and they’re probably better at picking up dog poop than we are. ​Follow Opie: ​Instagram/Twitter: @OpieRadio ​YouTube: Opie Clips / Opie Radio

Opie and Ron the Waiter break down the hypocrisy of the Trump/Kimmel "widow joke" feud and King Charles’ useless "nodding tour" through NYC. ​ The Double Standard: Trump wants Kimmel fired for a joke he ended up making himself. ​Royal Weirdness: The White House beehive and Charles' "fish out of water" visit to Harlem. ​Legacy: Remembering the "corny" tactics of Al Sharpton and Ron's amazing review of the Patrice O’Neal benefit for Patrice's family!

​Is comedy officially under investigation? Today, Opie dives deep into the high-stakes feud between Jimmy Kimmel and Donald Trump. Following a literal security breach at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, the Trumps are demanding Kimmel be fired over his "Expectant Widow" joke. Opie breaks down why you have to protect the First Amendment—even for people you don’t like—and calls out the "spineless" corporations that refuse to back their talent. ​Plus: * Wedding Season Fatigue: Why getting married in the middle of the Bills' playoffs should be a crime. ​Tony P. joins the show to reveal the absolute worst wedding songs that will ruin your reception. ​The Cross Bronx Serengeti: A wild look back at the 1980s Bronx, where breaking down on the highway meant your car was getting picked apart like a carcass in the wild. ​Opie's Dad’s "Creative" Car Disposal: The legendary family story of how the senior Hughes would "retire" old family vehicles by ditching them in the middle of the Bronx.

The White House Correspondents' Dinner turned into an evacuation, but the real mystery is why Oz the Mentalist didn't see it coming. While he was busy with parlor tricks, the room was in a frenzy—leaving Dana White to show everyone what "not ducking" looks like, while RFK Jr. accidentally left Cheryl Hines in the dust. ​Plus, comedian Tony P joins to talk about the "Survival Years" of our childhood. From the "Lamppost Curfew" to the shady reality of how we had to find privacy back in the day, we break down why kids today wouldn't last a week in the 80s.

​Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Tony P tackle the "Wild West" in Midtown, the "Showtime" performers hijacking the subway, and why the new Michael Jackson biopic is a sanitized mess. Plus: lavender pastry crimes and the top 5 guitar solos.

​The "Surveillance" is Real. Opie and Ron the Waiter break down the Brooklyn lawsuit against JetBlue for "Surveillance Pricing." Are they tracking your cookies to spike your flight price in real-time? ​ The High-Speed Salmon. New studies show European salmon are literally tweaking on river-water cocaine. Plus, the "Ozempic Divorce" trend—why rapid weight loss is causing a spike in marriage filings. ​ Also Today: ​UK Smoking Ban: The law that makes it illegal for an entire generation to ever buy a cigarette. ​The Only Child Life: Ron the Waiter on the psychological difference between being an only child and growing up with a house full of siblings. ​Fetishes & F-Us: A deep dive into the weird side of the internet.

*** Organizing my content. Best Last Year of Radio is now it's own separate podcast called Opie: Final Mic Drop https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/opie-final-mic-drop/id1893190444 Going chroilogically through my last year of radio *** Carl Ruiz is facing his greatest nightmare: a family road trip. In this classic segment from the final year at SiriusXM, Carl prepares for the legendary Memphis in May BBQ festival, only to realize his solo professional mission has turned into a cross-country trek with his wife and kids. The guys dive into truck stop culture and why Carl desperately needs a CB radio to survive the drive. ​This episode also features: ​A Historic First Meeting: Opie and Carl talk to Matt Farah (The Smoking Tire) for the very first time. ​The Crepe Disaster: Opie tries to convince a professional chef that his latest cooking video is "gourmet" quality, driving Carl absolutely nuts.

We start with a classic Opie rant: explaining the high-velocity "muscling out meatballs" and why they’re like t-shirt guns at a sporting event. Then, we dive into the political storm with comedian Ron Barba, the man behind the "MAGA for Mamdani" movement.​We break down the anti-establishment energy shared by both Trump and Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s bases, why Trump’s ability to "trigger" people is his greatest comedic asset, and the real reason our country is so divided right now. It’s a raw, funny, and logical look at the new political landscape of 2026.

​Spring in New York City has officially turned into a Pollen Apocalypse. Between the "Triple Bloom" and Thunderstorm Asthma, humans are struggling to breathe—meanwhile, a humanoid robot in China just crushed the half-marathon world record in 50 minutes. Is the human race officially obsolete?​ Inside this episode: Robot Overlords:The NYC Sneeze-Fest:Smoking Isn't Cool:Nostalgia Trip:Moxie SodaThe Presidential Button:

​Comedian Tony P joins the show to discuss why he’s accidentally "swinger bait" in Florida and the absolute nightmare of his latest vacation. We also deep dive into the 2026 World Cup price gouging at MetLife Stadium—from $150 train rides to the $255 parking "deals."​Highlights: World Cup Chaos:Albert the Alligator:The Backyard Guests:Politics vs. Religion:Tony P’s Vacation:​Keywords: NYC Comedy, Tony P, MetLife Stadium World Cup, Albert the Alligator Buffalo, Tony Cavallaro, Podcast Comedy NYC, Swinger Stories, Hot Air Balloon Landing.

Learning about Bob Marley and trashing Bill Maher as we wait for Warren Haynes to play a couple of songs for us. Sometimes Opie gets a little action on his leg and talks about the crazy behind the scenes when Opie and Anthony first started at WNEW in nyc. Steve Harvey is a D*CK! A great David Letterman story Also in studio Carl Ruiz and Sherrod Small! 5/11